// JavaScript Document - Cast Page -  - Marty Statements



var introMarty = 'This is Martin Crane.  My friends call me Marty.  Welcome!\n\n'+
				'After viewing the other pages on this site, I bet your glad to '+
				'finally get to one that doesn\'t have all that artsy-fartsy, '+
				'psychological crap aren\'t you?\n\n';
				
var introMarty1 = 'THIS page is going to be a down to earth page about the cast of “Frasier”.'+
				'  Isn\’t that a relief!?!\n\n'+
				'Just hit a button below to find out about one of our cast members. '+
				'Once again, Welcome!';

var bioA = [
'This is my older boy, Frasier, as you as probably know. Well, let\’s see, where '+
		'to start?\n\n'+
		'He was born and raised in Seattle. He is a psychiatrist and specializes in "adult '+
		'relations".  Oh, did I mention he is divorced?\n\nHe\’s I guess what you could call a '+
		'“classy” kind of guy.  Which I guess is a nice way of saying he acts like a fruit.  '+
		'I mean that in a good way.  '+
		'He speaks Spanish fluently, wears Italian loafers, plays the piano, likes yogurt, '+
		'and drinks sherry.  I think you got the picture.\n\n'+
		'He currently hosts the “Frasier Crane Show” here in Seattle.  Yea, that\’s  '+
		'right, he gives advice to OTHER people!',
		
'Niles is my youngest. He is also a psychiatrist. In fact his Mercedes E 320 has a vanity plate '+
	'with “SHRINK”, geez!\n\nNiles conducts workshops and groups for fear of abandonment, sexual '+ 
	'addiction, fear of intimacy.  He is divorced too.\n\n'+
	'He is obsessed with expensive Italian shoes with tassels, plays the piano, likes yogurt, '+
	'and drinks Stoli Gibson with three onions.  I know, this sounds familiar, doesn\’t it?\n\n'+
	'He and Frasier have this sibling rivalry thing going on.',
	
'Daphne is my home-care worker.\n\nShe grew up in England.  '+
	'You would think she’d be snooty, but she’s not ... unlike some people we know!\n\n'+
	'She\’s dating my son Niles '+
	'and I couldn\’t be happier about it!\n\nNot that she doesn\’t have her little quirks; '+
	'she thinks she\’s psychic and her family\’s nuts. But, she plays a decent game of '+
	'poker and has a beer, or as she would call it, "a pint" ... now and then.\n\n'+
	'And she can swear like a trooper but, in a very lady-like way, if you know what I mean.',
	
'Roz, oh boy ... where to start?  Well, Roz is the producer of my son Frasier\’s radio show.  '+
	'You know ... she approves all his guests, screens incoming calls ... that sort of thing.\n\n'+
	'She grew up in Wisconsin, of all places!  You know that dairy state?  Ha, ha, I just '+
	'thought of something funny ... never mind.  Anyways ...\n\n'+
	'You could say that Roz is a “lady about town”.  That\’s right, she likes her men, '+
	'I mean she REALLY likes her men!\n\n'+
	'Not to say that\’s bad, in my day it was, but boy have times changed!\n\n'+
	'She\’s a nice enough girl for being a “little run about”.',

'Now for my little Eddie.  He\'s a Jack Russell terrier.  I love that dog and I\’m not '+
	'ashamed to admit it!  I have a photo of him, in front of the Space Needle, in my '+
	'wallet ... what a dog!\n\n'+
	'Smart too.  Does all sorts of tricks. And damn good company!\n\n'+
	'Frasier doesn’t like him on his fancy-smancy couch, but what the hell he\’s the '+
	'real star of the show!  But, don\'t tell Frasier.  It will be our little secret!',

'Well, it\’s back to me, Marty, again.  I would like to think of myself as an ordinary  '+
	'kind of guy.\n\n'+
	'I\’m a retired police officer who took a bullet in the hip.\n\n'+
	'I drink beer, play cards, and watch TV.  Like, I said, I\’m an ordinary kind of guy.  '+
	'The boys took after their mother, surprise, surprise.\n\n'+
	'I am living with Frasier and he drives me nuts ... another big surprise.\n\n'+
	'Well, enough of me, thanks for visiting us and come again soon!'
]