// JavaScript Document - Ink Blot Page -  - Daphne and Niles Statements




var introDr = 'This is Doctor Niles Crane. Welcome!\n\n';
var introDap = 'And Daphne here as well!  I\'m really excited to be here with my sweetie!\n\n';
var introDr1 = 'Well! Likewise, I am sure.  OK, then.\n\nPlease hit the "Start Test" button to get '+ 
               'directions for this revealing and delightful test!';

var testDes = 'OK. We will be showing you a series of TEN Ink Blots, on the right side of the screen, '+
			  'and a list of options to choose from, here on the left side.\n\n'+
			  'Please pick the response (A, B, C, or D) which, to you, looks the most '+
			  'like the Ink Blot and hit the "Send Test Response" button.\n\n'+
			  'Are, you ready then?\n\nHit "Start Test" button once again to start the test!';

// Ink Plot options		  
var inkA = [ '',
'A.	It is a bat\nB.	It looks like a bat, wait ... it looks like my mother-in-law.\n'+
'C.	It is the butterfly in my stomach when I see Daphne.\nD.	It is two filthy people kissing.\n\n',

'A.	It is two circles.\nB.	It is my mother-in-law staring at me with those\n	condemning eyes!\n'+
'C.	It is Daphne in all her splendor!\nD.	It is two female breasts.\n\n',

'A.	It is a smile.\nB.	It is my mother-in-law giving me the smile of Satan!\n'+
'C.	It is me after watching "Frasier".\nD.	Why is that man staring at me!!\n\n',

'A.	It is a man with a cane.\nB.	It is my father, this time.\n'+
'C.	It is Marty after he took it in the hip!\nD.	It is a dirty old man.  Men are all bad!\n\n',

'A.	It is a heart with an arrow.\nB.	It is my mother-in-law and my father!\n'+
'C.	It is what little cupid did to me the day I saw Daphne.\nD.	Why are women so evil!?!\n\n',

'A.	It is three legs connected.\nB.	It is my mother-in-law, my father, and my damn brother!\n'+
'C.	It is a night at Roz\'s.\nD.	It is my fantasy, who is Roz?\n\n',

'A.	It is a phone.\nB.	It is my mother-in-law, why does she call all the time?\n'+
'C.	I\'m Listening!\nD.	I hear voices when I am alone.\n\n',

'A.	It is a two toned circle.\nB.	It is still my mother-in-law, don\'t ask me why.\n'+
'C.	It is a cup of coffee at Cafe Nervosa.\nD.	It is going to be a full moon soon ...\n\n',

'A.	It is a dog walking on a leash.\nB.	It is my mother-in-law\'s dog.\n'+
'C.	It\'s a cute little Eddie-like thing.\nD.	It is my dream date.\n\n',

'A.	It is a "burst".\nB.	It still my mother-in-law and that\'s my final answer!\n'+
'C.	It is me if I miss "Frasier".\nD.	It is a mystery to me but, I think it is dirty.\n\n',
]


var rA = [
'You are Normal. And boring. What are you doing viewing this site?  Go away ...',

'My, you are sick.  That\'s what I\'m here for.  You need much therapy.\n\n'+
	'I prescribe at least 20 hours viewing "Frasier" re-runs.\n\n'+
	'Hopefully this will prevent you from becoming a bitter old crab.',


'You are a die-hard Frasier Fan!\n\nAnd, who gives a damn if your nuts!\n\nWelcome to the '+
	'wonderful world of Frasier!',

'There is both good news and bad news.\n\nThe bad news first.  You are an incurable pervert.\n\n'+
	'Having said that... the good news: Since your condition is incurable, '+
	' there is no point in having therapy.\n\nThink of all the money you\'ll save!',
]

dapC = [
'Me Grandmum would call this jackass a boob!',
'The next time this person shows up Niles, just strip me, oil me up, and throw me in '+
	'a South American prison.',
'Niles, this person is a pig!',
'Excuse me? First date, second date, whoops, let\'s all drop our knickers, huh!?!',
'Niles, I have never heard of such filth!  Is THIS what you do at work?',
'Your a sick bloke, I bet you have your bloomers in a twist!'
]

nilesC = 'Now calm down my cherub, we discuss this later.\n Don\'t mind her, please continue.';